I Own Your Faces

Welcome to my championship 2011-2012 fantasy football season. If we were playing for money, I'd request it now. But we're not playing for money. We're playing for pride. And last year I took yours. And the year before that I took yours. I have taken your pride three times. Have you taken my pride three times? No. You have not taken my pride even twice.

Does this mean I'm a better fantasy football manager than you? It does. Does this mean I should have a life-sized shrine erected in my honor outside of Glory Days? Geez, I'm flattered you would even suggest that. And I graciously accept. But what it really means is this: I am God. And you are fucked.

With unrelenting fury and unapologetic prose,

-God